My Letter to Jury Clerk

This is a copy of the letter I wrote in response to a jury summons.

My name is Davis Finlay Gaul and I have received a Jury summons for October 12th in front of the Honorable Judge Gannett. It is likely that I will be incarcerated at this time. I am currently involved in a criminal case in which I have been convicted of two felonies (CN’s 09CR104, 2010CR144). My sentencing is on the 22nd of September and I will probably proceed directly to Community Corrections. I could have my psychiatrist pen a letter about my bi-polar disorder and how I am not fit to pass judgement on my peers, but I thought this might get it done more quickly. I must say that receiving a jury summons, given my current legal position, is pretty hilarious and really made my day. Please respond to this email address as quickly as possible, as my sentencing is in less than two weeks.
Thanks dude,Davis