Posted on Wednesday, 16 June 2010

text: “Once My three girl friends and I were eating at an IHOP in highschool. The night before I found out I could stretch out my toes super far and screech like a raptor. they looked like raptor toes. At IHOP the waiter kept hitting on me so i pulled off my socks and shoes at the resaurant and did the raptor impression. He came over immediately and told me he thought my chicken impression was sexy. we all laughed and one of them corrected him, saying it’s a raptor. He then continued to pursue me. Once our food was dropped, i picked up all the hashbrowns on my plate and dropped them all over my face. He said “I love the way you eat, it’s RAW. wanna go on a date sometime?” I’m still amazed at how persistent guys can be, even when you’re a disgusting SLOB.”

text: “Once My three girl friends and I were eating at an IHOP in highschool. The night before I found out I could stretch out my toes super far and screech like a raptor. they looked like raptor toes. At IHOP the waiter kept hitting on me so i pulled off my socks and shoes at the resaurant and did the raptor impression. He came over immediately and told me he thought my chicken impression was sexy. we all laughed and one of them corrected him, saying it’s a raptor. He then continued to pursue me. Once our food was dropped, i picked up all the hashbrowns on my plate and dropped them all over my face. He said “I love the way you eat, it’s RAW. wanna go on a date sometime?” I’m still amazed at how persistent guys can be, even when you’re a disgusting SLOB.”